some valentines day

so the wedding was on valentines day.

there was no way in hell i was gettin my hair or makeup done by those people. im sure that stuff was not clean. i saw the make up on the girls and that shit was not good. Who puts blue eye shadow on a person wearing a red dress and say thats the motive of the wedding, then u turn to see another person wearing gold eyeshadow? i know im not an expert at that stuff, but at least i know how to match.

so church ran late cause the priest was late. i had to read at this thing. good thing i asked first if what im suppose to say was up at the podium. the coordinator says its there, i just have to find the page.. i was like "is he kidding me?" first off, i had no idea how to even begin to look for the page and second its a good thing i brought the printed one already cause when i got up there, first thing that ran in my head was " are you fuckin serious??" that shit was a book without numbers

anywho.. church here is different from here. when peace be with you came along, i didnt know you dont shake hands, so i didnt. i guess your suppose to nod your head and say it. so that passes.. and this bitch named Belle had the fuckin balls to tap me snobbingly and say

Belle : Did you know that these are Eds brothers
Me: No
Belle : well you should say piece be with you to them
Me: (so?)

then the skank grabs her things and sits behind me talkin shit in tagalog thinkin im not gonna understand her. she was lucky niel told me to be nice or else i would of let that bitch have it. i understood every thing she said. and this hoodrat lives here in cali so she better not cross me cause i will let her have it. im sure ill see her soon if the bride is going to be livin here in cali.

after the wedding ended, i left the church. Apparently that bitch couldn't keep my name out of her mouth. So i was pretty popular that day. Shits fuckin comedy to me when you can see someone so pissed off sitting across the way from you cause you know that they are so unhappy. especially if you seen her old ass boyfriend. well i guess niel shut her up cause she was trying to tell him :Oh i talked to ur gf today. What does the bitch think she's cool? so he shut her ugly ass up tellin her to drop it cause none of his immediate family members have met her brothers anyway so she should drop it.

so its true what they say, parties in the philippines, there basically there to eat and leave. which they did.


when it came to the game "musical chairs" ( yeah i know) to see who the winner is to get the bouquet, there were about a good 10 single ladies and 4 single men. the object was to sit on the guy when the music stopped. it was down to me, niel,clark and belle. there was no way i was gonna be next to be married. first of all there was no way i was gonna sit on some random guys lap and give him a free hard on. so good thing i only knew 3 out of the 4 single guys. i didnt even try to fight for the last seat.

there were no free drinks and no dancing.

by the end of the night, i was in need of clubbing and drinks.